the imaginarium

the imaginarium of doctor parnassus

heath ledgers last movie (uncompleted last movie)
johnny depp, jude law and colin farrel stepped in to fulfill his final work of art

however!

it wasnt as glorious as i thought it was going to be...

directed by the holy grail, meaning of life, life of brians terry gilliam i was expecting this movie to be funny, fast paced and exciting...however slow scenes turned into boring scenes with not so compeling actors...until heath is brought into th story it is uninteresting...but even the legendary heath ledger cannot make an average movie a master piece and so some of his acting seemed sereal and unrealisticly dramatic or strange...this whole movie is strange...

its saving grace to make heaths last movie not such a tragedy lays in the hands of the actual story, the special effects and imaginary worlds that terry gilliam has created for the characters in the story to travel upon! like your own personal yellow brick road...filled with your hearts desires and wonders, interests and secrets.

you leave the cinema expecting to wake up from one of yuor own dreams...and u see real life people walking and drinking coffee and buying clothes and you wonder just when this ugly, dull dream will end and turn back into the colourful and exotic dream of the imaginarium of doctor parnassus!

the imaginarium of doctor parnassus rated: 3/5

"can you put a price on your dreams?"

-night hawk outttttttttt

50th post! yeaaaaah boi!

"the hangover"

NOW LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS MOVIE

IT WAS INCREDIBLY FUNNY. LIKE IT WAS FUNNY EVEN THE FIRST TIME I WATCHED IT...AND SOMETIMES THAT'S HARD TO COME BY. IT WAS WELL FILMED. NOT TO MENTION FUCKING HILARIOUS...EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED TO THESE GUYS JUST SEEMED TO BURY THEM DEEPER IN SHIT.....CLASSIC!

HERE'S THE LOAD-DOWN

DOUG- GROOM (ABOUT TO GET MARRIED IN TWO DAYS TIME)
ALAN- DOUG'S BROTHER IN-LAW (ONE FUNNY FUCK)
PHIL - TEACHER (BEST FRIEND OF DOUG)
STU - DENTIST (BEST FRIEND OF DOUG)

so Doug has to get married in two days and these boys decide to go for a Vegas trip...which basically turns into a nightmare...first off after the whole night of events:

• they cant find Doug! ha ha big whoops!

• their is also a tiger in their bathroom (which they stole from mike Tyson's house when he was sleeping)

• they stole a police car

• they took a bunch of roofies (accidentally which give you memory loss and shit. so they couldn't remember what happened that whole night)

• they stole $80,000 worth of chips from a tiny dicked Asian who they lock in the trunk of their car (not the cop car)

• Stu gets married to a stripper who is actually a major fucking babe! who also happens to have a baby which is brought along for half the movie through all these crazy scenes :)

• Stu pulls out one of his teeth for a dare

• Alan, Phil and Stu have to get $80,000 for this ching chong who has Doug because they couldn't find the 80k that they stole from him in the first place. so Alan gets his genius on and starts counting cards and wins $82,000. which they give to this ching who gives them a different Doug. the Doug who gave Alan the drugs (roofies) because Alan slipped them in some jaeger shots when they were toasting for an incredible night on the roof of their casino.

• so they couldn't find Doug the whole day, they got arrested, shot at by these crazy Chinese dudes, crashed into, all the while they have massive hangovers that would definitely slay Bella three times over!!! :P

• they get tazered by police officers for stealing their cop car

• they end up finding Doug completely sun burnt on the roof of their casino with $80,000 of chips in his pocket.

they drive home in their beat up car just in time for the wedding where Stu breaks up with his terrible girlfriend in front of the whole wedding. Doug gets married to his gorgeous bride and they find a camera from the whole night of events and decide to look at the photo's

role credits along with pictures of their Vegas experience


The hangover rated: 4/5


"tigers can eat pepper, they don't like Cinnamon!!!"

star trek

watched this incredibly good movie last night with twin mulks and a couple of his uni buds...highly anticipated in the nerd world, star trek, in my view didnt dissapoint...

well filmed, great special effects and action scenes.
characters were quirky but not lame and the story line was very well done to create a very nervous and suspensful climax!

basically, th movie starts out with a star cruiser chartering some unknown galaxy when it is attacked by a massive green, techincally advanced ship. captained by a green alien (of course) who is none other then eric bana...he portrays th revengfilled villian well and doesnt take any crap from anyone, otherwise they get a massive sword axe staffy pole thing through th chest!

trust me! he's bad ass!

anyway this federation crusier pretty much gets raped in the asshole and th captain is forced to board thier ship for negotiations (wherein, he gets shafted by the insanely cool sword axe staffy pole thing through the chest!

he leaves his first leutenant to captain the ship ans evacuate all of its passengers...including his extremely pregnant wife, by coincidence gives bith at the time the ship is being smashed into tiny pieces. she escapes with her newly born son while the husband (the captain, for like 16 minutes) stays aboard cause he is totally cool and takes one for the team...he basically flies tht ship right into the vagina of eric bana's ship...vagina is a loose term for the description of this ship...i mean if u classify a ship with about a zillion spikes coming out in one direction as its vagina then yeah!
he drove his ship (the penis) right into it and hurt it so much so tht it couldnt destroy the escaping shuttles filled with like 800 people....

so star trek intro rapped in one big dookie

space...
more space...
more and more space...
star ship...
alien ship...
alien ship shooting good guys ship...
small shuttle with captain within leaving good guys ship...
captain dies aboard alien ship...
good guys ship evacuates passengers...
remaining good guy steers good guy ship into alien ship...
explosion...
"STAR TREK"...
flash foward in time to lil ratbag of good guy who steered good guy ship into alien ship

no matter how i said th intro their...it is an amazing start to a movie! and it only gets better from there...

trust me

fucking awesome movie...just writing this blog about it makes me want to go to th cinema's to watch it again :)

star trek rated: 4/5

"live long, and prosper"

WOLVERINE

as soon as i heard this was coming out....i was like....FUCK YEAH NIGGA

and my attitude didnt change after i watched it last weekend...it was still awesome and still FUCK YEAH NIGGA...

the story was actually a lot more interesting then what i thought it would be, and it is never ever ever boring (which scores big points in my book)

actions scenes and graphics are top notch...including the characters...and scenery...

one of the more predictable things about this movie was tht there was always gonna be a big bad boss at the end of the film tht hugh jackman had to cut through...knowign tht it was still great to watch :)

im not sure if dragon has seen this movie yet or not...but he better...and soon...

wolverine: origins rated 3.5/5

"do you even know how to kill me?"
"im gonna cut your god damn head off, see if that works!"


-Night Hawk

seven pounds

WILL SMITH

he is amazing

brock left me the job to annalize this movie, and tht i hopefully will do for all the people tht read ths blog (not many)

this movie

some critics could say, is only good because of who acted in it...i say BULLSHIT ON THAT

sure will smith, rosario dawson, woody harrelson, barry pepper and a few unkown but excellent actors made this film what it is...but every movie is like tht...some people were just made to act, and act in this movie...

they all did an amazing job

the plot, starts out complex and mysterious, all the time the audience is trying to fill in the blanks left out deliberately so as not to spoil the dramatic ending to such a magnificent drama and love story.

tim thomas killed 7 people in a car collision, one of those 7 was his wife.

ever since tht crash, he has been donating organs for worthy recipients all over the counrty...he donated a lung for his brother, a portion of his liver for a childcare service worker. and as the movie unravels, he reaches out to a blind salesmen, a kid with a bone marrow disorder, a man in need of a kidney, he helps a woman and her two children from being bashed by a drunk boyfriend, by giving them a new house and new life. he also helps a woman. a woman who's heart is too weak to pump blood, some of the time, to her brain.

one thing tim didnt count on, was falling in love.

these lucky people werent picked randomly off the street tho. he chose them, because they were worthy of such help. as you find out, he gives generously to those in need. and not so generously to those unworthy. he cares about people because he has the power to change their lives forever.

well directed and written.

big thumbs up for me

Seven Pounds rated: 4.5/5

"In seven days, God created the world. And in seven seconds, I shattered mine."

Night Hawk

transporter 3

i saw this movie before i saw twilight, but i was way more satisfied coming outta twilight then this movie cause transporter 3 really WASNT all tht amazing!

great fight scenes, good car chases, same old boring corny relationships with the women in the story line!

tht was probably the olnly thing tht killed it for me!

this ukraine woman would not SHUT UP! haha quite an annoying character to have in the movie, oh well

th only plus could be tht me and tash were ripping th shit out of it! about it being such a lame corny action flick! hanging with tash just brightens up my day!

ummmmm i cant be bothered writing anymore about this movie,

i wouldnt recommend seeing it in the movies! thts porbably th first moive for over a year iv ever said tht about! but there ya go!

transporter 3 rated: 2/5

"put your seat belt on! you might need it"

oh and one more thing, if your a girl, u might like it better then what i did, cause jason stratham gets hits shirt off a heap of times! and he is bough!!!!!!! like totally buff!

twilight!

just watched this amazingly amazing movie in the cinema's today after tash and everyone else blabbered about it to me for the last 50 zillion years :)

well im pleased to say that for once! they were right!
this movie is actually pretty good!
like real good!
i dont say tht often for a chick flick ish action movie about vampires but then again there is a first time for everything! and i do not give a shit if anyone calls me the biggest pussy about liking this movie! caused it was really good!
plus your talking to a kid who thinks high school musical was awesome! haha

but seriously, dont care what ya think!

it surprised me a lot. it was funny in parts, different and exciting to watch!

i would definitely see the sequel rto this in the movies aswell, pre-production for new moon has already begun!
cant wait aye...

twilight rated: 4.5/5


"im not strong enough, to be away from you anymore"
"then dont be"


-Night Hawk

yes yes yes man!

YES MAN
Considering all the movies Jim Carey has been in and how funny he has made those! this definitely falls into the sort of humour we have come to expect from such a hilarious actor!
its a fun filled comedy with little twists and turns along the way! sometimes with too much dry humour, but other times with stuff that will just make you laugh out loud! HAHAHAHAHA (like that)

So the story is about this guy (Carl Allen), around 30 if i remember correctly! his life sucks! but only cause he is so uptight about everything he does! he lets down his friends, he has no relationships with women apart from the one that ended three years ago! until he meets this insanely embracing character outside of where he works (a bank) where he is introduced to a covenant called "yes man" where, that's right you guessed it, you have to say "yes" to anything and everything!
It leads Carl on some wild and unexpected turns, and his life literally is turned into a roller coaster full of ups and downs! which eventually ends with a fun and most enjoyable and satisfying conclusion!

Life, love, beer and a whole lot of saying yes! makes this movie not only exciting but fun!
it makes u want to say yes to lots of things, just so you can experience the adventure that Carl did!

Yes Man rated: 3/5

"hey your not allowed in here!? what are you doing?"
"oops looks like we gotta go!"
"freeze!"
"OK"
"Carl what are you doing lets run"
"thanks, lets do that"
"stop"
"sure thing man"
"Carl come on!"
"oh god, i cant please everyone!"

-Night Hawk

benjamin

"The curious case of Benjamin Button" is a brilliantly filmed tale of a man born a baby, but with all the looks and disadvantages of an old man in his 80's! He ages backwards! curious in its self. Well worth making a film about! Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett lead the cast in spectacular form! story begins with daisy (Blanchett) as an old woman mere minutes away from death, her daughter (Caroline) stumbles upon a diary the Benjamin wrote for her mum when he was travelling the world! as Caroline reads the story travels back in time to when Benjamin was born, as he grows up as an old man and all the things he discovers as he grows young and not old! he gains hair, loses wrinkles and in his youth, pimples! he meets his life's love daisy at a party where his real father discarded him! his foster mother Queenie is a hilarious woman who cooks and takes care of the aged with her husband. They r most lovable characters and is a good environment for Ben to grow young in! along with his foster parents Benjamin has a lot of company in the other aged people coming and going, they tell him stories, teach him to play the piano and set his first 17 years firmly as a place he can call home!

Benjamin finds friends in the big wide world, lovers, and even manages to fight in the 2ND world war, but only on a tug boat salvaging damaged war ships. always in contact with daisy he learns to live a life of his own and to not be afraid to go after what he wants!
daisy eventually ends up in a car accident which creates a shift between them, that are later remedied in their late thirties and mid forties and fifties. They r married (unofficially) for over 30 years until Ben becomes more of a hindrance then a husband and he decides to leave his daughter in daisy's care as he becomes younger and younger!
eventually becoming a small boy with Alzheimer's who is mischievous and childish and looks like a young child but who has lived a life of a man in his late 70's. fortunately daisy meets up with him in her old age and takes care of him till the last moment of his life as a little baby in her arms!

thoroughly enjoyable movie! sad, funny, romantic, action filled and all the while a brilliant drama one for the many ages ahead to watch!

"The curious case of Benjamin Button" rated: 4/5

"did i tell you that i was struck by lightening 7 times!? Once when i was just walking my dog!"

-Night Hawk

The Troy and Gabriella show!

HSM3:SY

first off the bat, i MUST say, I'M A BIG FAN ALREADY! ha ha
loved it, it had the feel of the high school musical franchise that we all love, and they certainly created a sense of this really being the last movie in the trilogy! good stuff Kenny Ortega (director)

OK down to business!
troy = heart throb, if i wasn't gay, he would be all mine, after brad Pitt of course, and heath ledger.
Gabriella = a big girl, who is a Riga-dig-dig, with a big voice!
chad = black, and shit at basketball, its very cliche' with the stereotype but still Troy's best bud!
Taylor = like everyone of the cast except maybe Ryan, she and chad and Kelsi and Zeke and Jason and Sharpay all had layed-back roles and were there more to fill in the dance floor and offer opinions.
ryan = pretty much my second favourite dude on the film, wears some sick clothing and is the choreographer for the "spring musical" of theirs!
Sharpay = surprisingly gave up on troy in this movie, although she never did get over never sharing the spotlight with him on stage, is may hotter in this movie, and just like everyone else, got older and better at acting as they went through 1 & 2, to finish as pro's in #3.
Kelsi = my favourite chick character, heaps babed out! and the coolest band person you will ever meet / see on screen :D
Jason and Zeke = not in the movie much, its more the troy and Gabriella show as i said, but that's OK cause they do it good! as you already may have found out!
Rocketman and Sharpay's assistant = new characters added the sense that these people were being left in charge of the school as the seniors moved on to bigger and better things! Rocketman is funny, and the assistant is in the mold of Sharpay in her earlier years, conspiring and what-not.

Songs = great, little bit of everything, some sad ones, some funny ones, some serious ones and some fucking awesome ones! great to listen to and get involved in while watching (cannot wait to learn the lyrics)

Music = a little too loud in some songs, as you were trying to listen to the characters lyrics which were being drowned out by guitar riffs and drums. its a little hard to catch the meanings of the songs and where they r taking you if ya cant hear troy scream about how hard he has it, and about how hard Gabriella thinks Troy's penis is :D

Dancing = as always, new, exciting and inventive choreography, with some hints of HSM 1 & 2 to make sure you know where they r coming from. this time round they went for the BIG, BIGGER, BIGGEST scenes possible, to great affect, to make sure the audience isn't disappointed when they leave the cinema!

Storyline = unexpected, which leaves you thinking "where is this taking me?" and "whats gonna happen next?". its always nice to see a film that isn't predictable to the last scene! they really emphasis the "senior year" part of High School Musical 3.

last of all my rating
High School Musical 3: Senior Year rated - 3.5/5

Brock is right they did make some bits way to corny, but in other ways it was a nice change.

"so once they hand us that diploma, we're actually done here!?"
"what makes you think we're getting diploma's?"

-Night Hawk

007

Ok i saw the new James Bond movie last night, Quantum of solace, and i have to say.
it was awesome!
such an epic James Bond movie, full of action, drama, Olga Kurylenko and of course jimmy.B.
starts out with the signature james bond opener, the chasing scene (in car and on foot this time) which is pretty spectacular, even for an action film.
i mean this movie, action-wise and acting-wise fucking shit all over 'the Jason Bourne series'. i dont know how Brock even came to that conclusion.

As electrifying as any J.B. movie is with Daniel Craig taking the lead i must admit, that i was a little disappointed with 'Q.o.S.' For one reason only, i love jimmy kicking peoples ass in poker! but other than that, he used his wit, his strength and prowess as a super British agent from m6 to his advantage at every stage of the movie, you will be amazed at how often he misses death by an inch! literally! he is always THIS close to being shot, captured, flung off 5 story buildings or blown up that you wonder if Daniel Craig is actually alive still.

i rate this movie this movie up there with all the classic James Bonds of its time and ahead of 'Casino Royal'!

James Bond: Quantum of Solace rated - 3.5/5

"you were supposed to shoot her!"
"well i missed!"

- Night Hawk

top ten sports movies

1- remember the titans (denzel washington)
2- coach carter (samuel L. jackson)
3- mighty ducks (emilio estevez)
4- happy gilmore (adam sandler)
5- cool runnings (doug E doug)
6- a league of their own (tom hanks, gena davies)
7- the rookie (dennis quaid)
8- semi pro (will ferrel, andre benjamin, woody harrelson)
9- mean machine (vinnie jones)
10- blades of glory (jon heder, will ferrel)


i havnt watched tht many sports movies, unlike b-chunk so this was the best i could come up with.

"I liked him better with the long hair bro', remind me 'o Bertier's Momma"

-Night Hawk

Dale and Saul

OK everyone, saw the movie everyone, "Pineapple Express" rocks, not that i need to explain why it is good seeing as Seth Rogen (aka Dale), James Franco (aka Saul) and Danny R. McBride (aka Red) are all hit actors and play their characters to perfection.

Hilarious scenes and conversations make this the comedy that everyone was expecting.
Stunts, guns and a lot of fighting (some of the bitch fights between the main cast make this the movie it is) create a cool new movie genre to go with comedy, i mean this isn't drama its full on action with cool gore and a whole heap of violence!
The continued one-liners in all comedies are some of the funniest you have heard since "Superbad" and "Anchorman: The legend of Ron Burgundy" and to tip off the ice the movie isn't short or too long and has more than enough gags and funny scenarios in it to make sure you don't get bored. Although i may not have laughed OUT LOUD as much in "Pineapple Express" as i did in "Step Brothers" i think this movie offers more to the audience than 40 year old teenagers being pussy's and getting beaten up by year 6 kids. I mean Dale and Saul fight real mean, with sweet shotguns, semi automatics, hand guns and other such weapons like the Kalashnikov.

James Franco's performance in this movie has renewed my faith in him as an actor who gives the funniest depiction of a laze-about drug dealer. Also there is a really HOT chick in this movie (Amber Heard aka Angie) who is going out with Dale, they hook up in the first 15 minutes of the movie or something. So get geared up for that boys and girls, Dingo in particular.

Just to be warned people the start of the film is a bit weird, funny and sometimes lame, but you will just have to wait and see what i mean. It is relevant to the movie but you don't know that until later in the movie. If you think you have seen all the best best in the trailers people, YOUR WRONG!

I guarantee this movie to all those who need a good laugh about stoners taking on stuff over the heads, but step up to the job magnificently and with a bit of luck turn into the baddest stoners armed with guns this generations has seen yet.

"Pineapple Express" Rated - 4/5

"War is upon you bitch! Prepare to suck the cock of karma!"

-Night Hawk

THE SPIRIT

Frank miller's new film "The Spirit" is due to be released on the 8Th of January 2009 (new Zealand) i don't know about Australia yet.

This new graphic novel Action/ drama follows the case of a Rookie cop.

cast:

Gabriel Macht

Scarlett Johansson

Samuel L. Jackson

Eva Mendes

Jaime King

plot:

Down these mean streets a man must come. A hero born, murdered, and born again. When a Rookie cop named Denny Colt returns from the beyond as The Spirit, a hero whose mission is to fight against the bad forces from the shadows of Central City. The Octopus who kills anyone unfortunate enough to see his face who has other plans. He's going to wipe out the entire city. The Spirit tracks this cold hearted killer from the city's rundown warehouses, to the damp catacombs, to the windswept waterfront all the while facing a bevy of beautiful women who either want to seduce, love or kill the masked crusader. Written by Anthony Pereyra.

"Sin City 2"

Those who have been waiting for Jessica Alba's return from motherhood and back into the character of sexy Nancy Callahan. Wait no longer. In 2010 this film will be released with all our favourites. 

Including: Jessica Alba (obviously)

Rosario Dawson

Mickey Rourke (rumoured)

Rose McGowan (rumored)

Clive Owen

Jaime King

Antonio Banderas (rumoured)

Brittany Murphy

Michael Clarke Duncan

Devon Aoki

Michael Madsen

Danny Trejo and

Powers Boothe

Also I'm proud to announce the Sequel to "300" will be released in 2010 as well, so Frank Miller is going to be a busy man in the years to come, and to make things even more HECTIC he has announced the making of "Sin City 3" to be released some time in 2011.

And that's not even the best part about there being another "Sin City", to all those Johnny Depp fans out there! HE, the man himself has been rumored to star as the main character and ex-NAVY SEAL who saves a young woman from killing herself. The characters name is Wallace but the graphic novel is still in production and we may have a different actor starring our main man Wallace by the time judgment day comes.

But all bullshit aside i can tell everyone that I'm going to be looking forward to seeing "The Spirit" just as much as anyone who enjoys Frank Millers brilliant work!

"An old man dies. A young girl lives. Fair trade. I love you, Nancy."

-Night Hawk

Max Payne

"Max Payne"

I went to the movies today with brother mulks and watched this new cinema release starring Mark Wahlberg and the lovely mila kunis from "that 70's show". Other stars include Ludacris, Amaury Nolasco (from prison break and Transformers) and model Olga Kurylenko.

This movie set in the US is based upon Max Payne's life as a detective in the cold case unit, a devoted section of the police department that targets homicides that have not been solved. Only a year or so previous Max's wife and infant son was murdered by three drug-addicted cronies. The third escaped and Max has been looking for him, stopping at nothing as he tracks down other thief's and thugs to fulfill his bloody vendetta and to avenge his lost loved ones.

Demon's, angel's, heaven and hell. Guns blaze, explosions light the screen and many dark and scary scenes bring this movie into a genre based thriller/action flick.

The camera work is brilliant and could make any arthouse director jealous, many motif's are just as artistic as "Fargo" and I'm sure that the people who brought you "Star Wars" would love the special effects in this movie just as much as i did.

All around a fun movie to watch which had me jumping in my seat every now and then for the sheer suddenness and violent confrontations between Max and those who stand in his way.

Sexy girls, guns and some good directing make this movie very enjoyable.

The only bad thing i could say about this movie is that the plot isn't that unpredictable, but you sit in your seat to watch the end as Mark Wahlberg kicks some ass!

"I don't know about heaven, but i believe in angel's" 

"Max Payne" Rated- 3.5/5

-Night Hawk

favourite movie characters: Night Hawk style

since Brock James Jeffery-Monck has created this new blog i thought a lil taste of Night Hawk was needed :)

1- Neo AKA Thomas Anderson (Keanu Reeves) The Matrix Trilogy

2- The Joker (The late Heath Ledger) Batman: The Dark Knight

3- Tony Montana (Al Pacino) ScarFace

4- Red (Morgan Freeman) The Shawshank Redemption

5- Ron Burgandy (Will Ferrel) Anchorman

6- Morpheus (Laurance Fishburn) The Matrix Trilogy

7- Jules Winnfield (Samuel Jackson) Pulp Fiction

8- Tony Stark (Robert Downey jr.) Ironman

9- Paul Edgecomb (Tom Hanks) The Green Mile

10- Rusty Ryan (Brad Pitt) Oceans 11, 12 and 13

coming close by them were a whole lo of other magnificent actors, im sure i could have a list of about 50 but im not going to list them, you can just let your own movie experiences decide for you.

"What are you trying to tell me? That i can dodge bullets?"

"No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to."

-Night Hawk

EAGLE EYE

OK my first comment about the new release movie "Eagle Eye" is:

if you absolutely love action films (excuse my french) you will fucking love "Eagle Eye" starring Shia Lebouf and Michelle Monaghan (who is by far one of the hottest milfs in movies today. So if your a guy and are deciding to go 2 the movies then go see this!)

The movie has a similar story line to the I-Robot (Artificial.Intelligence.) idea starring Will Smith but offers a wilder trip through the movie then the 2004 blockbuster. The US government recently built a super computer to track terrorist actions throughout the world. However the computer, with extensive knowledge and data at hand decides that the only way to protect the future of the United States and the world from tyranny, is to kill the President of the United States and many of his closest advisers to bring the countries affairs back into order.

"Eagle Eye" set in today's time instead of the "I-Robot's" futuristic civilisation creates a wide sense that every movement you make, every thing you do within range of electric gadgetry is track able, and therefore CONTROLLABLE...

i highly rate this movie and am expecting everyone else to say the same.

"The FBI will arrive at your apartment in 30 seconds! YOU MUST FLEE THE PREMISES!! fail to comply! and you will die"

"Eagle Eye" rated -5/5  

- Night Hawk

Zach and Miri make a porno

Well people, if ya havnt heard yet, Seth Rogen has been a busy man this last year, "Zach and Miri make a porno" is Seth's seventh film in the last 12 months. Featuring 'Superbad's" super cop and "Knocked up's" funny stoner guy Rogen is back at it with a friend of his Elizabeth Banks who as you may know also starred in 4o year old virgin with Rogen, she also played a lead role in "Scrubs" as Kim. Up until now comedy's usually satisfied there audiences with a lot of humour and light sex scenes but now Rogen and Banks take it to another level with their movie "Zach and Miri make a porno". With their lives going down the drain, along with their money to pay the rent Zach and Miri are desperate to make bank, therefor they turn to alternate ways of creating some profit. Zach always loved porno spoofs of other movies, and before you know it they are making a porno spoof of Star Wars.

Set to be as funny as all of Rogens past films im looking forward to "Zach and miri make a porno" which should be showing in cinema's late october to early november.

"Just got a shit mint of pineapple express in. 

It is the dopest dope i have ever smoked, smell it! 

Its like god's vagina!!!"

-Night Hawk

sin city sequel!

Thats right everyone, there is to be a sin city sequel, with a return featurette starring Jessica Alba, and is to be released next year some time.

Robert Rodriguez's original "Sin City" wasnt enough for me, and obviously not for all the other fans out there, so he is out to bring back more of the hot girls and explosive action that he is known for in recent films including "Planet Terror". With im sure another guest director appearance from his best mate Quentin Tarrantino "Sin City 2" (or whatever it will be called") will also be something to look forward to in 2009.

"Hell of a way to end a partnership"

-Night Hawk

watchmen

The biggest movie of 2009, watchmen will b released 03/06/09
So i guess we will just to watch the trailer over and over before we get any idea about how long and spectacular this movie will actually be!

"The world will look up and shout 'save us!' and ill whisper, 'NO!'"

-Night Hawk