villains

top ten bad guy(aka villains)

1- the joker (heath ledgers performance is beyond anything iv ever seen in a blockbuster movie like the dark knight, it will be a master piece of acting for all eternity)
2- Darth Vader (he is black, with a big red light saber-which is pretty much the gangsta version of a 9mm- who else would be number 2?)
3- Megatron (this is one power hungry robotic organism guys, stay away from his "big shot" and his also his toenail for that matter because it could probably crush you like a bug.
4- predator (this alien is a master killer, stealthy, quick, strong and a fucking struggle to look at when he doesn't have his mask on!)
5- Magneto (this dude knows how to work metal, i wouldn't mess with him on a large scale metal sculpture competition, i mean did u see what he did 2 the l.a. bridge in xmen-3?)
6- shooter mcGavin ("hey i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"..."you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!?!")
7- gollum (once a hobbit, but now is a freakish little ring-obsessed bastard of a creature, watch out frodo.)
8- Dr. evil (he had a flipping huge "laser" and jokes to go with that ugly mug of mike's)
9- Lex Luther (Kevin spacey's new invention of this character does well, and is better then gene hackman's account in the old superman series')
10- wicked witch of the west (this woman pretty much makes "Alice in wonderland's" queen look like a little kitten, i think the wizard of oz should be like R-rated after this woman played the part, nearly gave me nightmares.)

well that's them, i hope, there are more but i suppose you can think of them for me, for instance the silver surfer didn't get in because basically he is made of silver! whoop Dee do.

"you see to them, your just a freak, like me!!!"

-Night Hawk

top ten super heroes

since we r hell dominating the "top ten" blogs i thought id add the craziest and baddest mother fucker of them all!
SUPER HEROES BABY!

so here is my cap of super heroes that we have seen over the generations.

1- captain planet (i mean who else can you really love more than the captain?)
2- superman (sure he is super but he is a bit over rated for the number one spot)
3- optimus prime (sure he is from another planet and not really human or even made up of any organs but he stills kicks some ass!)
4- batman (if anyone is foolish enough to say they don't want to wear the cape and ride in his bat Mobile, they are fucking faggots)
5- ironman (i wasn't really into him before Robert downey jr. played him but now he is the coolest rich guy round)
6- flash (best looking red jump suit freak of nature ever, he runs around faster then Alex can come, and thts fast!!!)
7- spiderman (his webs and lack of hot chicks got a bit boring after a while)
8- wolverine (i wish i could kill peeps with knives that ejected from my fists! but then again i have never been to the army or pumped full of addimantium! have you?)
9- he-man (one of the best shows in the world, u gotta love the old classics's)
10- the hulk (the coolest green dude i know, apart from Kermit the frog)

let me know what you think
next time i right a blog it will be villains, i shotgun doing a top ten villains blog, so no one can steal my idea now! if u do, your dead!
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"earth, fire, wind, water, heart....... go planet!"

-Night Hawk

top ten sports movies

1- remember the titans (denzel washington)
2- coach carter (samuel L. jackson)
3- mighty ducks (emilio estevez)
4- happy gilmore (adam sandler)
5- cool runnings (doug E doug)
6- a league of their own (tom hanks, gena davies)
7- the rookie (dennis quaid)
8- semi pro (will ferrel, andre benjamin, woody harrelson)
9- mean machine (vinnie jones)
10- blades of glory (jon heder, will ferrel)


i havnt watched tht many sports movies, unlike b-chunk so this was the best i could come up with.

"I liked him better with the long hair bro', remind me 'o Bertier's Momma"

-Night Hawk