RED

Retired
Extremely
Dangerous

starring Bruce willis, morgan freeman, john malkovich, helen mirren, and mary-louise parker with karl urban.

this cast draws almost every crowd, with humour, action, and drama mixed with a fun plot and great directing...

this quirky film delivered for me, with explosive scenes, shoot outs and assasination plots.

frank moses (bruce willis), a retired ex-CIA veteran has been labeled RED, along with his colleagues in Joe (morgan freeman), Marvin (john malkovich), and Victoria (helen mirren), frank moses protects a girl that he is in love with, sarah (mary-louise Parker), they travel across USA trying to unravel the mystery behind their attempted murders.

RED rated: 3.5/5

"why are you trying to kill me?"
"look, why would i be trying to kill you?"
"because the last time we met, i tried to kill you!"
"that was a long time ago!"
"some people hold on to things like that"

-Night Hawk

knight and day

a quirky movie about a normal american citizen that is entangled in the life of a secret agent, where after many heroic rescues and stunts, leads the normal citizen, june (cameron diaz), to fall in love with the secret agent, roy (tom cruise)...a movie about war lords that try to get their hands on a new energy, a renewable energy in the form of a battery that can power a small city...the film is mainly about the relationship between june and roy though.

filled with realistic and awesome action and stunts this movie is very watchable with the family, aged 14+

Knight and Day rated: 2.5/5

"with me, your life expectancy is here! with me! without me!.....with me! without me!"

-Night Hawk

karate kid

considering the original karate kid was one of th emost iconic movies ever made, this new version should not have been made...

even with the involvment of jackie chan, this movie still didnt fulfill the demands set by the original.

jaden smith, will smith's son, played the role of the young boy. he actually didnt do a bad job. the only thing that let him down was the script. it was filled with soppy romance and very little actual fighting, althought there was a bit of comedy throughout the film, which may appeal to the audience, it still felt like it was about 3/4 romance/boring filler, and 1/4 comedy/training, and a non-existent end fight scene, which was meant to be what the whole movie was about...

this movie took up an entire 2hrs 20 mins of my time, with maybe 10 minutes of actual fighting, and another 30 of training scenes.

all in all, there were some moments that were good to watch.

Karate Kid rated: 2/5

"pick up your jacket...put it on....take it off....drop it....pick it up"

-Night Hawk

get him to the greek!

starring jonah hill, russel brand and rose byrne.
this story follows a young, funny but fat music assistant. where he is given then job of chaperoning a rock legend by the name of aldous snow...this alcohol adicted sex fiend insnares his chaperone and gets him drunk as they tour the countryside doing interviews and talk shows until they eventually get to manhattan to play at The greek. a famous and prestigious arena where aldous snow plays for his fans to reignite the flame and path of his music career.

a funny and wild ride is to be expected...a film that i didnt have particularly have any faith in, turned out to be not so bad with some surprising and funny scenes. enjoy

get him to the greek rated: 3/5

"you guys are fuuuuuucked!"

-Night Hawk

toy story 3

the final installment to toy story, to woody, to buzz and all th crazy, quirky and funny characters that we all know and love.

the story line

andy is all grown up and movign away to college...he has to either throw away his toys or put them in storage...as in the first two editions of toy story the toys get into situations where one thing leads to another...so buckle your seat belts for the last ride u will ever have with woody and buzz and the crew...cause it is a good one! filled with humour and drama, action and sad goodbyes...

this movie nearly brought me to tears in one part...it also made me LOL every 30 seconds!

so enjoy this, as i did...

toy story 3 rated: 4.5/5

jessie: "Buzz! We're your friends!"
Buzz Lightyear: "Spare me your lies, temptress, your emperor's defeated, and I'm immune to your bewitching good looks."

-Night Hawk

Grown Ups

comedy, featuring:

Adam Sandler
Chris Rock
David Spade
Salma Hayek
Kevin James
Rob Schneider

this all star comedy list is sure to attract a bit of attention.

this Witty and original happy maddison production does not disappoint, and there are actually more laughable moments in this movie then most people would think, a little slow to start, but gets into it as all the characters are brought together...

Grown Ups rated: 3/5

"hey 'Y', where's 'MCA'?"

-Night Hawk

50th post! yeaaaaah boi!

"the hangover"

NOW LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS MOVIE

IT WAS INCREDIBLY FUNNY. LIKE IT WAS FUNNY EVEN THE FIRST TIME I WATCHED IT...AND SOMETIMES THAT'S HARD TO COME BY. IT WAS WELL FILMED. NOT TO MENTION FUCKING HILARIOUS...EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED TO THESE GUYS JUST SEEMED TO BURY THEM DEEPER IN SHIT.....CLASSIC!

HERE'S THE LOAD-DOWN

DOUG- GROOM (ABOUT TO GET MARRIED IN TWO DAYS TIME)
ALAN- DOUG'S BROTHER IN-LAW (ONE FUNNY FUCK)
PHIL - TEACHER (BEST FRIEND OF DOUG)
STU - DENTIST (BEST FRIEND OF DOUG)

so Doug has to get married in two days and these boys decide to go for a Vegas trip...which basically turns into a nightmare...first off after the whole night of events:

• they cant find Doug! ha ha big whoops!

• their is also a tiger in their bathroom (which they stole from mike Tyson's house when he was sleeping)

• they stole a police car

• they took a bunch of roofies (accidentally which give you memory loss and shit. so they couldn't remember what happened that whole night)

• they stole $80,000 worth of chips from a tiny dicked Asian who they lock in the trunk of their car (not the cop car)

• Stu gets married to a stripper who is actually a major fucking babe! who also happens to have a baby which is brought along for half the movie through all these crazy scenes :)

• Stu pulls out one of his teeth for a dare

• Alan, Phil and Stu have to get $80,000 for this ching chong who has Doug because they couldn't find the 80k that they stole from him in the first place. so Alan gets his genius on and starts counting cards and wins $82,000. which they give to this ching who gives them a different Doug. the Doug who gave Alan the drugs (roofies) because Alan slipped them in some jaeger shots when they were toasting for an incredible night on the roof of their casino.

• so they couldn't find Doug the whole day, they got arrested, shot at by these crazy Chinese dudes, crashed into, all the while they have massive hangovers that would definitely slay Bella three times over!!! :P

• they get tazered by police officers for stealing their cop car

• they end up finding Doug completely sun burnt on the roof of their casino with $80,000 of chips in his pocket.

they drive home in their beat up car just in time for the wedding where Stu breaks up with his terrible girlfriend in front of the whole wedding. Doug gets married to his gorgeous bride and they find a camera from the whole night of events and decide to look at the photo's

role credits along with pictures of their Vegas experience


The hangover rated: 4/5


"tigers can eat pepper, they don't like Cinnamon!!!"