TRANSFORMERS the revenge of the fallen

THIS WAS A SERIOUSLY GOOD MOVIE

transformers went up in my books from infinity to infinity times infinity
SO A LOT!

first of all let me tell u that this movie ran for over 2 and 3o Min's. so its a good running time with not many of those quirky love scenes like in number one. which i think is good...

basically id say that 2 hours of the movie is action. just pure transformer action baby!

if anyone still hasn't watched this...id suggest you do it right now...



revenge of the fallen...aka..."revenge of the original brother of the honourable primes"
the fallen being a prime added a whole other perspective to the movie...along with the history of the earth and how long the decepticons had actually been here...its pretty fucking cool...

OPTIMUS PRIME kicks some fucking asshole in this movie aye...unlike the first when he doesn't really do much...bumblebee is also a fucking mad dog! i mean he has some sick moves...

the introduction of the new autobots and decepticons is also a grand slam in my book.

AUTOBOTS
optimus prime
bumblebee
ironhide
ratchet
mudflap and skids (the twins)
Frisbee
jolt
jetfire
sideswipe


DECEPTICONS
the fallen (megatron's master)
megatron
starscream
soundwave
sideways
wheelie
ravage
the doctor
demolisher
scorponok
devastator = scavenger + scrapper + hightower + longhaul + rampage + overload + mixmaster





trust me some hectic shit goes down on planet earth

I'm not going to give away the whole story cause that would be gay...

the twins are way funny...so listen carefully to what they say...sometimes the action gets in the way of their funny comments...

agent Simmons comes back aswell...and he is funnier then ever!

everything about this movie is awesome

i have no idea how they will follow it up with a third...all i know is that i cant wait!



TRANSFORMERS revenge of the fallen rated: 5/5



"Fate rarely chooses us at our moment of choosing Sam!"
"this isn't my war!"
"i fear it soon will be"

50th post! yeaaaaah boi!

"the hangover"

NOW LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS MOVIE

IT WAS INCREDIBLY FUNNY. LIKE IT WAS FUNNY EVEN THE FIRST TIME I WATCHED IT...AND SOMETIMES THAT'S HARD TO COME BY. IT WAS WELL FILMED. NOT TO MENTION FUCKING HILARIOUS...EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED TO THESE GUYS JUST SEEMED TO BURY THEM DEEPER IN SHIT.....CLASSIC!

HERE'S THE LOAD-DOWN

DOUG- GROOM (ABOUT TO GET MARRIED IN TWO DAYS TIME)
ALAN- DOUG'S BROTHER IN-LAW (ONE FUNNY FUCK)
PHIL - TEACHER (BEST FRIEND OF DOUG)
STU - DENTIST (BEST FRIEND OF DOUG)

so Doug has to get married in two days and these boys decide to go for a Vegas trip...which basically turns into a nightmare...first off after the whole night of events:

• they cant find Doug! ha ha big whoops!

• their is also a tiger in their bathroom (which they stole from mike Tyson's house when he was sleeping)

• they stole a police car

• they took a bunch of roofies (accidentally which give you memory loss and shit. so they couldn't remember what happened that whole night)

• they stole $80,000 worth of chips from a tiny dicked Asian who they lock in the trunk of their car (not the cop car)

• Stu gets married to a stripper who is actually a major fucking babe! who also happens to have a baby which is brought along for half the movie through all these crazy scenes :)

• Stu pulls out one of his teeth for a dare

• Alan, Phil and Stu have to get $80,000 for this ching chong who has Doug because they couldn't find the 80k that they stole from him in the first place. so Alan gets his genius on and starts counting cards and wins $82,000. which they give to this ching who gives them a different Doug. the Doug who gave Alan the drugs (roofies) because Alan slipped them in some jaeger shots when they were toasting for an incredible night on the roof of their casino.

• so they couldn't find Doug the whole day, they got arrested, shot at by these crazy Chinese dudes, crashed into, all the while they have massive hangovers that would definitely slay Bella three times over!!! :P

• they get tazered by police officers for stealing their cop car

• they end up finding Doug completely sun burnt on the roof of their casino with $80,000 of chips in his pocket.

they drive home in their beat up car just in time for the wedding where Stu breaks up with his terrible girlfriend in front of the whole wedding. Doug gets married to his gorgeous bride and they find a camera from the whole night of events and decide to look at the photo's

role credits along with pictures of their Vegas experience


The hangover rated: 4/5


"tigers can eat pepper, they don't like Cinnamon!!!"

salvation

terminator salvation sparked a plug in my movie expectations. expectations long in dormant from the last 3 terminator movies.

this movie crippled all other. souly because of the fact that Arnold swartzy wasn't in it! my god its good to get a new face to the lead role of protecting john Connor. however in this, john (christian bale) protects himself more often then not. he is the true warrior.

apparently this film was one of the most expensive films to make. as in top ten in the history of movies! that is a big thing to accomplish. but!!! when u see all the action, destruction and robot interaction in this film you will not be surprised where all that money went! and what do i say to the producers of such a film. MONEY WELL SPENT!

this movie pulled away from the general, terminators are coming to kill john Connor! omg we better run. then run some more. and then kill the big bad terminator in the end...please! that worked for the first three. but i thank the lord that they didn't try it in this one!
so thats a big plus in my books!

besides the young john Connor (Edward furlong) the john Connor in salvation played by the infamous batman of today. christian bale was certainly the better casted actor for the flick, compared with the terminator 3 dude. who isn't good unless he is portraying a yellow freak in sin city!

the plot follows john on a quest to destroy skynet and secure his present life, future life and past life. One person on the top of his list, is his 20ish year old father, who is destined to be sent back in time for him to protect Sara Connor and have some awesome sex with her to make a baby! thats right u guessed it gang! LO AND BEHOLD john is born. but that is another movie. in salvation john is looking for him before he gets killed.

i wont go on about every other character but Marcus (Sam Worthington) is a humanoid thing sentenced to death for murder before skynet takes over. he forwards his body to science, and entwines his future in skynet.
he is a bad guy programmed to be a good guy and to believe he is a good guy to gain access into the resistances stronghold. he chooses to be good and rips out his bad robot chip in his brain.

what a swell lad

anyway

terminator salvation rated: 3.5/5

"If we stay the course we are dead! WE ARE ALL DEAD!!!"