Saturday, November 22, 2008

villains

top ten bad guy(aka villains)

1- the joker (heath ledgers performance is beyond anything iv ever seen in a blockbuster movie like the dark knight, it will be a master piece of acting for all eternity)
2- Darth Vader (he is black, with a big red light saber-which is pretty much the gangsta version of a 9mm- who else would be number 2?)
3- Megatron (this is one power hungry robotic organism guys, stay away from his "big shot" and his also his toenail for that matter because it could probably crush you like a bug.
4- predator (this alien is a master killer, stealthy, quick, strong and a fucking struggle to look at when he doesn't have his mask on!)
5- Magneto (this dude knows how to work metal, i wouldn't mess with him on a large scale metal sculpture competition, i mean did u see what he did 2 the l.a. bridge in xmen-3?)
6- shooter mcGavin ("hey i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"..."you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!?!")
7- gollum (once a hobbit, but now is a freakish little ring-obsessed bastard of a creature, watch out frodo.)
8- Dr. evil (he had a flipping huge "laser" and jokes to go with that ugly mug of mike's)
9- Lex Luther (Kevin spacey's new invention of this character does well, and is better then gene hackman's account in the old superman series')
10- wicked witch of the west (this woman pretty much makes "Alice in wonderland's" queen look like a little kitten, i think the wizard of oz should be like R-rated after this woman played the part, nearly gave me nightmares.)

well that's them, i hope, there are more but i suppose you can think of them for me, for instance the silver surfer didn't get in because basically he is made of silver! whoop Dee do.

"you see to them, your just a freak, like me!!!"

-Night Hawk

1 comment:

brocky said...

predator has insane dreads too!
i generally agree with this list also.
cool to see shooter in there as well, and i loved the light saber-9mm thing, that waas funny
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