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Watchmen

I don't have much time so just a few thoughts about watchmen...

• it was a bit dissapointing
• nice special effects, good fight scenes(snapping the guys elbow the opposite way)
• lots of sex scenes were good.
• a complex time jumping plot made it a little confusing.
• some really awesome characters(Rorscach(?), the comedian)
• some average charcaters(nite owl, silk spectre)

i think tom did a review that i pretty much totally agree with. i think this movie was enjoyable, but a weird, overly long ending, and the feeling that it didnt quite reach its potential, or its hype, left me leaving feeling a little disappointed.

rorscach's character saved it from being a 3.5/5...

4/5

WATCHMEN

Visually, this movie is fucking magnificent.

capable of showing up star wars 3 graphics and the like...

however. thos movie is still a comic book movie. and thus had to live up to people expectations of the novels.

now i havnt read the novels.
but
i want completely satisfied when i walked out of this movie at the end!
it could of been so much better.
but they just didnt make it so.

the plot was very twisted, winding in and out of present time and past time.
this movie did a few things for me.

1.It surprised me in that it was different to what i was expecting.
2.They didnt push the envelope (meaning they could of made it better)
3.The surprise ending was obviously what the movie ended, but this time, i just didnt pick it. obviously there has to be the good guys and bad guys, but yeah, its obvious once you see it, but at the time no-one is thinking about it, because the movie is filmed in such a way that you dont get to think about things before it moves on, which keeps the movie engaging.

as i said the graphics are fenominal. the plot, elegant, a little to complex at times, for a comic book that is. and the acting is all good stuff.

esspecially the detective type watchman...his name is walter but he likes to be called rorschach and he is amazing in this movie anyway.

definitely my favourite character. i would definitely watch this movie again just to see him act in it and such. he was awesome.

other characters.

the night owl - honorable, and in love with silk spectre 2, strong, technically equipt.
silk spectre 2- beautiful, smart, cunning and loves the old root with john (dr.manhattan). but finds a new lover during the movies critical stages.
osymandias- the smartest man in the world, with the help of dr.manhattan, helps create a renewable energy source of some kind. fast. strong. is the leader figure for the watchmen. can avoid bullets, cause he is amazingly quick.
the comedian- a veteran of the first superhero team called the minutemen. was with dr.manhattan during the vietnam war and other such american conflicts. was a government assasin. always a walking timebomb, cut throat, courages, stupid, saw men as the morst possible things created on the earth.
dr. manhattan- the only actual person with super powers, was killed at a government facility during a scientific experiment. but was able to recreate himself as a new being, with super human powers, he was able to bend and manipulate all matter on the earth however he saw fit.
pretty cool, he could teleport from place to place, eg earth to mars!

this film was slow at the start and took nearly an hour to get into the crux of the plot, but once you were there, u didnt want to leave.

very likeable, but also very easy to dislike. some bits were a lil dry, but of course there are always bits liek tht, soppy bits etc

however, if anyone remembers this director from 300, you wont be dissapointed to find a few more sex scenes in this film aswell.

Watchmen rated: 3.5/5

"iv already told you, im not stuck in here with you! your stuck in here with me!"

oh and btw, dr.manhattan walks around naked all the time. his dick flops around alot! lol that was directed at the girls!

notorious b.i.g.

ok so yesterday night (thursday) me and sean haggarty went and watched notorious at the cinema's...

i was very impressed at the movies quality and it raised the bar for movies about actual people some what!

i would definitely recommend anyone to go see this movie

biggie smalls was just another nigga from brooklyn.

having all the big rappign names like tupac, snoop dogg and dre in the west. there was need to fill the position of representing rapper in the east! the man tht everyone loves and who all the young crew love, and listen to on the radio etc

biggie was raised by his mum in a tough neighbourhood, which meant tht if you werent part of the in crowd, you were dead, or close to it.

he got into dealing drugs at about the age of 11 or 12, and quickly progressed as a dealer till the age of 17 or a8 when he was busted for a big load of drugs and cash and firearms, he went to jail for nearly a year i believe. it didnt really say. but it was about tht maybe 2 years...

he always loved rapping about life as a younger kid, so it was only natural tht he turned to rapping when he was sent to jail, having nothing better to occupy his mind...

he got out and immediately reformed old aquiantances. then started rapping for serious, local gigs etc, but things werent going his way. life was tough. he got a chick pregnant, and then started rooting some other bitch on th side. which became complicated later on in his career.

he wasnt making much money from the rapping, even tho he was damn good, he had all the street cred, but no record deal. he then turned back to drugs and him and a mate got busted for carrying a firearm, his friend took the fall tho, cause he told biggie "yo dawg, once you make it in the rap industry we all made it, so ima take this for ya, ill be out in three years, whereas if u take it, your looking at 5, i got you man, just do your thing". it went something like tht anyway.

so his friend took the time for biggie to realise his dream, he put out his first album a couple of months later, life was going according to plan. parties. girls. and a girl named faye!

he married faye and they had a little kid together. therefore biggie broke up with his first bitch, and the second bitch was all up in his face about it, cause she was also working on her singing career, which biggie got her.

gigs everyweek, money rolling in. everything was looking good, until tupac got held up in the studio and robbed and shot, he didnt know who to trust and therefore a fight between east and west broke out.

obvioulsy biggie didnt set him up, but tupac didnt believe it and thhey turned from friends to enemies in a night.
after soul searchign and letting the heat around him and tupac cool down, biggie created a second album and was touring the country prommoting it. this took them into tupacs territorys.

but a week before they made their prommotion tour tupac was shot and killed.
therfore biggie entering his turf to promote his new album infuriated all the west coast nigga's against him. and while out on the town, driving from a club to the hotel they were staying at, some-one did a drive by and shot the notorious b.i.g.

he died at 24 years of age.

there are alot of kool scenes up in this movie, and young 50 cent is featured a lot throughout th film. which gives the audience an idea of when his life began and who his mentors were.

notorious rated: 3.5/5

"damn nigga this shit is tight!"